Bored In Quaran-Time
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Lyrics
I can make up any verse
and stretch it the farthest
take a mini-verse
that was meant for my Yaris
polarity inverse
and connect to my TARDIS
apparently I have the first
one started by JARVIS
I got me some pandem-eggs
and I think I'll pan dem eggs
I identify with the guy that tried
to build the Enterprise in the Minecraft sky
and if it gets that dire
I could slay a vampire
plug in the guitar
and turn up the amp higher
this mornin' I found somethin'
little bit weird
got a couple grey hairs
on the side of my beard
didn't know it's my fear
gettin old in my years
or maybe just stress
flowin' out in my tears
I could shave my flavor saver
with an Ultrasaber saber
and add the special effect in later
well, I could be productive
but then again, why?
all day long I'm stuck inside
I should use this time to better myself
exercise and better my health
but no, I've just been sittin' around
I think I gained like 80 pounds
but I got a level 80 blazing mage
I been playin' this game for 8 days straight
we're bored in quaran-time
out our minds
out our minds
emergency meeting!
lets discuss
orange vented
actin' sus
reporting the dead
keepin' count
teamed with red
vote him out
months have become
days have become
years have become
minutes
I've lost track of how long we've been in this
I check facts that seem wrong so we can win this
in this I wish I was timeless Thomas
time has taught us time has got
no meaning at all
me can't believing it's fall
family feeling me, ya'll?
finally revealing resolve
stream on the ceiling and walls
that's me stress eating cheese balls
cause on my tongue, they dissolve
looks like I've eaten them all
got nothin' else to do tonight
gonna Uber-eat some food and Sprite
Netflix in my room, chill nude all night
he he, that's mood tho, right?
awe dip, where'd I put my remote?
did I leave it in the kitchen by the stove?
or maybe in the closet underneath the dirty clothes?
the freezer?! that's not where it goes!
now why won't my TV start up?
of course! the batteries are dead!
when are these batteries gonna charge up?
I've watched Hamilton so much it's stuck in my head.
we're bored in quartan-time
out our minds
out our minds
perusin' Hulu's menus for new views
choose new tunes to view on Youtube
Netflix gonna drop the office
I'm not even bovvered, honest!
I got all the office boxsets
and with all the extras
my collection offsets
except for season 9
but thats alright, I don't mind
I been quarantined so long
I'm goin' outta my mind
sittin' at my rear window
like Hitchcock, he was
peepin' on the people out there
through binoculars
feel a bit less evil
see there, I'm innocuous
wonder why these guys
are tryin' to be inocul-less
yesterday was May
It's already October
if we don't change
this'll never be over
we were playin' in the beginning
but the mood all changed
from singing' songs on our front lawns
with nothin' to do all day
now it's got dark like the spark
just up and blew away
and I almost didn't even drop this
tune, okay?
suddenly the worlds not in the
mood to play
we gadda relax or this bad
mood'll stay
so I'ma kick back and just be like
"dude, okay
I can't watch another piece of
news today!"
so what else have I got to
do today?
I can't just watch the office again
awe fuck it, yes I can
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